thatsabsurd:

Oh Snap!! - I’m too fat to be a hipster

I’m too fat to be a hipster
Cos’ skinny jeans don’t come in my size
I’m too fat to be a hipster
And you perpetrating posers better recognize.

I were baggy jeans cos’ thats what comes in 42’s
I wanna dress stylish but fuck it, I like food
All my big boned brothers do you know what I mean
The ladies don’t like chunky asses running ‘round in skinny jeans.

I’m too fat to be a hipster
Cos’ skinny jeans don’t come in my size
I’m too fat to be a hipster
And you perpetrating posers better recognize.

I’m too fat to be a hipster
Cos’ skinny jeans don’t come in my size
I’m too fat to be a hipster
And you perpetrating posers, yo - you better break it down.

I - I - I break it down
I - I - I break it down
I - I - I break it down
But I don’t wanna bust my pants
I - I - I break it down
I - I - I break it down
I - I - I break it down
As long as I don’t bust my pants, when I dance

Sometimes I bust my pants, when I dance.
Dude, that shit’s embarrassing.

I’m too fat to be a hipster
Cos’ skinny jeans don’t come in my size
I’m too fat to be a hipster
And you perpetrating posers better recognize.

My name is Oh snap and I put it down wild
But with these jeans I rock, no ones rocking my style
All my double-triple X large, ya’ know what I mean
Theres a conspiracy against big dudes in slim jeans.

I’m too fat to be a hipster
Cos’ skinny jeans don’t come in my size
I’m too fat to be a hipster
And you perpetrating posers better recognize.